sev45day t1_jegjzmb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM

'If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.'

Michael Scott

Bending_toast t1_jegk85v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM

“I’ve got tits Focker, can you milk me”?

Eborys t1_jegk1qz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

Get busy living or get busy dying.

staggere t1_jegjxph wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM

I can eat a peach for hours.

GRZMNKY t1_jegjzpa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

"Fuck" - Geralt of Rivia

Lietenantdan t1_jegkgzu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:23 PM

Look for the darkness, and that is all you’ll ever see. Look for the light, and you’ll come to a better place.

Uncle Iroh

These-Research-3958 OP t1_jegkla4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 PM

“It’s time to start looking inwards and start asking yourself the big questions”

thatsimsgirl t1_jegk221 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

Teal'c : On the day I left Chulak, Master Bra'tac said to me, "Draw from your past, but do not let your past draw from you."

From Stargate Atlantis.

Firespark7 t1_jegkf02 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:22 PM

Teal'c and Bra'tac were very wise. I loved that about them: not only were they skilled fighters, but their wisdom was immense, too, and they always prtected their friends/people!

BowwwwBallll t1_jegne4q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:43 PM

The Sphinx : Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious : ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right? The Sphinx : Not necessarily.

whiteclawthreshermaw t1_jeh0g8o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:20 PM

Obligatory "Indeed."

Sparky81 t1_jegk4hm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

Kyaah hyut haa!!

jillangie t1_jegke3m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:22 PM

You 'member? 🍇

DavosLostFingers t1_jegko4f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 PM

"Can a man still be brave when he's afraid"

"That is the only time a man can be brave"

anonymoose722 t1_jegptrn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:00 PM

Quit, Don’t quit… Noodles…… Don’t Noodles. - Master Oogway

Mrman_23 t1_jegrfv8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:12 PM

“I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you’d lost your way.” - Uncle Iroh.

whyhi12 t1_jegk7a2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM

I’m not gonna die partner

Smooth_Brain999 t1_jegli9w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM

The way we win matters.

Ender Wiggin

ITchiGuy t1_jegnh8a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:44 PM

Smaug : You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR!

Elistariel t1_jegnhy9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:44 PM

"That'll do it" - Goblin king from the Hobbit.

I use this quote a lot when I see or read about someone do something stupid and then face the consequences. Sometimes consequences are a Darwin Award.

jimmyjetmx5 t1_jegpcib wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:57 PM

"Nothing fucks you harder than time."

Ser Davis, Game of Thrones

No-Intern-1711 t1_jegk5h6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM

I'm Batman. - Batman from The Dark Knight.

These-Research-3958 OP t1_jegkcmc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:22 PM

Christian bale is a phenomenal actor

Back2Bach t1_jegtl3o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM

"Life's not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know."

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family TV series)

mendelbulldog t1_jegvds1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

From Haruki Murakami's The Wind-up Bird Chronicle: Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.

UncleClapDaddi t1_jegws2l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:52 PM

Betch -Jessie pinkman

SnooChipmunks126 t1_jeh07ie wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

“The Mad King did as he liked. Did your Uncle Jaime ever tell you what happened to him?” Tyrion Lannister.

Just because you wield absolute power, doesn’t mean there are no consequences for misusing it.

Educational_Noise309 t1_jegk8wo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM

If there’s any kind of magic in this world…it must be in the attempt of understanding someone.

SeeleyShalyn9Tv t1_jegkwjy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:26 PM

Nothing worth having is easy to come by Doctor Robert Kelso

distracted_musician t1_jegkzb5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:26 PM

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation [in nature]. - Stephen Maturin

Efficient_Sky_296 t1_jeglohg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM

“ This doesn’t change anything hoss.” Rene Remirez

Cuckboy9000 t1_jeglqjz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:32 PM

"The sad I'd be without you is less than the sad that I am with you."

-Tom Wambsgans, Succession

CaveManta t1_jegn66q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM

"In the world I see you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rock feller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Towers. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying stripes of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighways."

Tyler Durden from something I'm not supposed to talk about.

jimmyjetmx5 t1_jegp4u7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:55 PM

The stuff you own ends up owning you.

7Valentine7 t1_jegpikg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM

"There are no versions of the truth"

Malcom from Jurassic park (2 I think)

ManwithVeins t1_jegrogw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:14 PM

Every man who has to say “i am king” is no true king

What quote from a fictional character really stuck with you?

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