SelectiveSanity
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jaoul7a wrote
Reply to comment by --zaxell-- in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Oh god. This barely potty trained rugrat is going to grow up to be a Doogie Howser version of Walter White!
Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_11gcs21 in nottheonion
Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_11fmvle in nottheonion
SelectiveSanity t1_jai2u7u wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Science has proven that there's a perfectly valid reason to overindulge in soda. /s
SelectiveSanity t1_jai20bc wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Further enabling their Karen like negative behaviors?
SelectiveSanity t1_jaem6dp wrote
Reply to San Francisco reparations panel on how it decided on $5M per Black person: ‘There wasn’t a math formula' by kangarooturd
I don't know about the formula, but I do know the outcome was predicted 20 years ago.
​
​
​
...damn I'm old.
SelectiveSanity t1_jael6mc wrote
>While it does not mention the Democratic party's name, it would direct the Florida Division of Elections to "immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
So....does this mean they're ok with politically disenfranchising any person or organization displaying a Tennessee Battle Flag?
SelectiveSanity t1_jadqdma wrote
Reply to comment by Mk1fish in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
SelectiveSanity t1_jadllcy wrote
Reply to comment by Ahab_Ali in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
And clowns are goddamn terrifying enough without them.
SelectiveSanity t1_ja8cgo8 wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Ah yes, the Putin approach. With much stupider results.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9u9pwv wrote
Well that explains the motives behind Shell and Exxon.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9u94zv wrote
Reply to comment by bedrooms-ds in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
The holy religious sitcom texts warned us damn it!
SelectiveSanity t1_j9q88zm wrote
Reply to comment by jab116 in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by jab116
To paraphrase Boomstick from Death Battle; "That lady's my fucking hero."
SelectiveSanity t1_j9m93lm wrote
Reply to comment by UncleVoodooo in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by jtstonge
Oh great, he's also a Canadian. /s
SelectiveSanity t1_j9lkly1 wrote
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j9ldl4e wrote
Reply to comment by PancakeParthenon in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Its pronounced Tur Bo-Es Hits Latte. /s
SelectiveSanity t1_j9kydu5 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
>“It can be argued, periodically, that it’s actually a cost savings because that child is not going to need any of those government services that they might otherwise be entitled to receive and need based on growing up in this type of environment,” he said.
To answer your question yes, this man is a Republican.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9kvt44 wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
"No they're not, they're being discriminated against because they're white and Christian like everyone else in this country by the non white, non Christian minority despite those groups not actually having that much sway and their being clear evidence that they were breaking the law."
-Malfunctioning Traitor Greene, definitely.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9ksgsg wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
I've heard this quote before and I want to attribute it to Terry Pratchett but I can't seem to find it but it goes something like;
"You never see Trekkies rioting after their team loses a football game."
Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_1193raz in nottheonion
SelectiveSanity t1_j9h4gq8 wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
They're hoping he'll help them with an invasive species that threatens the local trees.
SelectiveSanity t1_j8y2jcs wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Did she honestly think Afghanistan was in Africa? I mean I know most Americans suck at geography but we learn pretty quickly about a new country once we start bombing it.
SelectiveSanity t1_j8smycj wrote
Reply to comment by ARMinSC in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
Too bad actual wolves didn't get to him.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jb6bqr4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A French photographer offers an unexpected view of the United States — through its many strip clubs by SelectiveSanity
Well documented research?