Nazamroth
Nazamroth t1_j5olmzf wrote
Reply to comment by CarelessHisser in TIL that Ophiocordyceps unilateralis (zombie-ant fungus) has its own fungal hyperparasite sometimes referred to as the "anti zombie-fungus fungus" which limits its effect on ant colonies by Kubly
Always has been...
*cocks catgun*
Nazamroth t1_j5kkhw9 wrote
Reply to comment by AgentElman in TIL the first known résumé was written by Leonardo da Vinci, when applying to be a military engineer for the Duke of Milan. It's mainly just a list of his designs for siege weapons (including trebuchets). He briefly mentions his art: "In painting, I can do everything possible." He got the job. by Pfeffer_Prinz
Why would I leave as soon as I can? As long as the conditions remain the same(ideally relative to the world around us), I will stay. Obviously.
Hell, I had a job for 6 years, and I hated both it, and my employer after the first 2. But the conditions remained acceptable for another 4 years (and did the job with high enough quality to get commended by higher ups), at which point they went far enough with BS that I left.
Nazamroth t1_j5kctxw wrote
Reply to comment by Pterritorialdactyl in TIL the first known résumé was written by Leonardo da Vinci, when applying to be a military engineer for the Duke of Milan. It's mainly just a list of his designs for siege weapons (including trebuchets). He briefly mentions his art: "In painting, I can do everything possible." He got the job. by Pfeffer_Prinz
You know what I hated when learning english? Motivational letters for pretend job interviews. Who came up with that shit?
"Why do you want to work for our company?"
"You offer an acceptable amount of money in exchange for an acceptable amount of work and acceptable conditions"
But noooo, I had to be passionate about manufacturing cardboard or something.
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Reply to comment by midnightdiabetic in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
If he is not in the system after those millions of break-ins, what is the police even there for?
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Reply to comment by DaKrimsonBaron in Is it possible to learn this power by Key_Dig_Dog
Can I fix unfixable tech issues with it?
Nazamroth t1_j4wjzqk wrote
Reply to TIL that only about 4% of the Earth's surface has two points on opposite sides of the world that are both on land by A_1337_Canadian
Fun fact: The Pacific is so large, it contains its own antipodes.
Nazamroth t1_j3zze0k wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Amid recruiting crisis, Army makes new companies for recruits who don't meet academic, fitness standards by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Hey thats me! Whenever i played squad or hell let loose, i was pretty useless in combat... But man, our bases were drowning in supplies and reinforcements.
Nazamroth t1_j2tsw37 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Masters invitation goes to the wrong Scott Stallings by [deleted]
Who names their kid Bort anyway?!
Nazamroth t1_j2o4z1a wrote
Reply to comment by whooo_me in Slithering vertical. by ooMEAToo
Sir, please stop molesting our crocodilians.
Nazamroth t1_j2fi792 wrote
Reply to This suspension pier has a diagram and the math behind how it works printed on itself. by adventurekatz
If I start scribbling, will it mess up the math of the bridge and make it collapse?
Nazamroth t1_j2f8iux wrote
Right.... This is why I have trouble shopping, people!
I was told to get potatoes, no one told me that the market has 21 varieties! How am I supposed to know which one I need?
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Reply to comment by kenlasalle in Water mass that looked like oil slick turned out to be 7,000 ducks by A_goddamn_samsquanch
Squire... fetch my flaming arrows...
Nazamroth t1_j1m5q43 wrote
I first read "1B" and I was skimming the page and was worried there for a moment...
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Reply to comment by archdukewaldorf in Clemson football was built ‘in God’s name, image and likeness,’ Dabo Swinney says by PotRoastPotato
He uses the indicators.
Nazamroth t1_j0tnvdq wrote
Reply to comment by zaphodmonkey in this girl by digitalmascot
Wait ASCII porn?
Was it so large that the it all blended into just a black and white picture, or were people getting turned on by actual ASCII characters?
Nazamroth t1_j0tnsda wrote
Reply to Iguana causes power outage in Florida town for third time this year | CNN by GZAofTheMidwest
Someone lock that iguana up already.
Nazamroth t1_j0b3qse wrote
Reply to comment by BabyTRexArms in TIL Korea has soy sauce older than USA by SmashScrapeFlip
Yeah, there should be things that are 2000 years old. We must find them and hoard them in England.
Nazamroth t1_j0b3l9x wrote
Reply to comment by onehandedbraunlocker in TIL Korea has soy sauce older than USA by SmashScrapeFlip
Help, I have acrophobia and someone put me on this shire horse!
Nazamroth t1_j0b3i06 wrote
Reply to comment by CharlemagneIS in TIL Korea has soy sauce older than USA by SmashScrapeFlip
Oh boy, I never get tired of that. I can only imagine their faces when they realized the magnitude of their fuck-up.
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Reply to comment by Corka in At last, New Year is coming by gerahmurov
It all started going downhill after that fucking gorilla died
Nazamroth t1_j03ac8g wrote
Okay, interesting setup. Whats the punchline?
Nazamroth t1_iyi11mu wrote
What about Slough?
Nazamroth t1_iyi10e5 wrote
Reply to comment by anbeck in Brighton most godless city in England, Census 2021 reveals by xanh86
Why? Babylonian cities had their gods actually, physically there.
Nazamroth t1_j5olp8o wrote
Reply to comment by OneBeardedTexan in TIL that Ophiocordyceps unilateralis (zombie-ant fungus) has its own fungal hyperparasite sometimes referred to as the "anti zombie-fungus fungus" which limits its effect on ant colonies by Kubly
Attention, citizen: Do not lick the science!