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Designed in California is pretentious, and slightly xenophobic. Don’t worry, the product may be made somewhere else, but Californians designed it.

Submitted by PMmeyourTurtle t3_yh3w23 on October 30, 2022 at 3:55 AM

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Our pee is always touching our bodies.

Submitted by Radagast50 t3_yfj47f on October 28, 2022 at 9:08 AM

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English speakers can probably understand a lot Latin

Submitted by prince_t0n t3_yi9shb on October 31, 2022 at 11:59 AM

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As there is no genetic information regarding the looks of a penis in our mother, all the information about our penis comes from our father. Thus, there is an insane high probability that our penis looks like our father's penis.

Submitted by Shreyash_Jha_5813 t3_ygcfpu on October 29, 2022 at 6:47 AM

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Anal sex fanatics will eventually be weeded out by natural selection.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yhntka on October 30, 2022 at 7:41 PM

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The most selfish thing you can do to a person is give birth to them

Submitted by Spitfire_mk01 t3_yhg4dp on October 30, 2022 at 2:48 PM

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A girl leaving her boyfriend for a guy with a bigger dick is the same as a guy leaving his girlfriend for one with bigger boobs.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_ygm9tj on October 29, 2022 at 3:17 PM

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Boris Johnson resigned because her didn't want to be PM when the Queen kicked the bucket.

Submitted by P5racer t3_ya6sxa on October 21, 2022 at 10:33 PM

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Porn is to men what social media is to women

Submitted by Stupter2 t3_yi513c on October 31, 2022 at 8:34 AM

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Most of gay men wouldn’t exist without straight men.

Submitted by poliner54321 t3_yf1k2m on October 27, 2022 at 7:52 PM

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Everything is technically food

Submitted by WorldBoy--- t3_yhb2gh on October 30, 2022 at 10:31 AM

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A lot of people probably have just bought or will soon buy their last gasoline vehicle.

Submitted by Gnostic_Gnocchi t3_yhnwvi on October 30, 2022 at 7:45 PM

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There is a moment in the cremation where the corpse is perfectly cooked

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yirdda on October 31, 2022 at 10:45 PM

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A comedian never dies alone.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yd751c on October 25, 2022 at 3:08 PM

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You've never seen a whole movie because you blink

Submitted by JustAhJiBroPls t3_yh36yz on October 30, 2022 at 3:16 AM

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Blasting music to a blind person is the same as shining a flashlight in the eyes of a dead person

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yhs9xi on October 30, 2022 at 10:35 PM

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A cats purr is one of the only sounds of happiness were able to hear

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yijfvh on October 31, 2022 at 5:59 PM

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Having a stronger sex drive and being more susceptible to committing rape is technically a trait That natural selection favours.

Submitted by That_Rotting_Corpse t3_ygszpw on October 29, 2022 at 7:51 PM

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For some reason, She Hulk doesn’t lose her shirt when she transforms but regular Hulk does

Submitted by cringey-reddit-name t3_xsm6ik on October 1, 2022 at 4:37 AM

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Every hole in the human body brings some kind of pleasure.

Submitted by Haukisoppa t3_xtzuu0 on October 2, 2022 at 9:05 PM

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Burying the dead in a smaller casket is easy if we just put all the corpses in the fetal position when we bury them. They don’t need to be straight, what do they care they’re dead.

Submitted by _cannoneer_ t3_xvg2hb on October 4, 2022 at 2:08 PM

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The rise of self checkouts has likely improved condom usage rates

Submitted by Selthora t3_xwama7 on October 5, 2022 at 1:25 PM

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It makes sense that we get angry when we are hungry, as our ancestors used to have to go kill our food.

Submitted by Thecolortheorist t3_xwmvkd on October 5, 2022 at 9:26 PM

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We can see further at night than day. The furthest away things you'll ever see are the stars.